Tuesday, 11 August 2009

WANT!!!



Normally I've no patience with musical merchandise. From the first "I've Passed My Grade 1" badge to the keyboard socks that just keep popping up in your Christmas stocking every year even when you're in your thirties, people will persist in thinking that you find these items amusing. The Chopin Bored is about as funny as getting your bottom caught in a bacon slicer, and frankly anyone who voluntarily wears treble clef cufflinks or earrings ought to be euthanised.

Having said that, I WANT one of these. Do any of my adoring fans fancy buying me one?

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